So I was running Ubuntu 8.10 when I stumbled across it’s built-in dictionary (via Applications > Office) and decided to see what it has to say about Microsoft. Here’s what I found:

The definition of Microsoft... according to Ubuntu

Definition of Microsoft… according to Ubuntu

Microsoft is an evil empire

Taking a look at ‘evil empire’ nets some mention of Microsoft as well

Anyway, I just thought I’d share my findings. Gave me a laugh.